Obituary

An Obituary in the London Times.....

Absolutely Brilliant !!!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:-

Knowing when to come in out of the rain;- Why the early bird gets the worm;- Life isn't always fair;- and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate;
teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch;
and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights I Want It Now Someone Else Is To Blame I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

Life Rocks at the End

The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.

It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? You

die.

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it

out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out

when you’re too young. You get a gold watch when you go to work. You

work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You

do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go

to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,

you spend your last nine months floating…and you finish off as an

orgasm.

Much better….

one of My Creation....

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About my Friends

=Unravugal oru thodar kadhainu solluvanga... yenga uravaum athu polla thaannu ninkarean... =

(indha blog yethuku theriyuma:: maram,kallu,bathroom sevuru every where avangaloda kadhal,natpaiyum solli irrukanga naanu indha blog la sollrean)

this blog is abt my friends those came in my life and and left a mark in my heart. i dedicate this blog to them.
Naama nalla irrukanumnu nallu peru ninacha athavida santhosham yethuvum irrukuadhunga... inga intha blog la
yenaku therincha vanga yellorum (nannu nalla irrukanumnu ninkara yelllorum) pathiyum oru chinna comment!!!!!

Note: Konjam tamil, Few english yeana mouli kum nadpukum sambantham illa....

Friends for life:(alphabetical order)

* Abdul : Evan oru genious... you wont believe that he is genious. frankly i learned lot of things from him in my life.... from circui diagram to SMPS falut-Recovery management he showned his talent and konjam yenna vida alaga irrupan

* Anil Kumar(my project manager): He is one of the person shown me what i am capable of. inaki confident ah naanu irrukean na he is the one.(god plz bring him to this blog to study this)

* Aloy : He is a tech savvy and a boy next door.. yellarthu kodaiyum nalla palaguvan. good to be like him also.

* arun prasanna: manasulla oru hero nu ninpu aana evan unmayavey oru _____ atha vidunga; he is a good singer (agaya suriyanai) wow its awesome to hear his songs. and speacial note : life la nalladhum,kettadhum pathiyum therinchukanum nu solluvanga athuku evan nalla help pani irrukan, naladha theriunkaradhuku illa kettadha therinchukaradhuku :P

* arun raja rajan: indha vaysulla yevalavu comitted na ivana paarthuthaan theriunchkanum... real great to be like him.

* Balaji : yennoda parents ku apporama naanu life la kandippa muneru vean namabaravan... he is one side of my life.
otherwords part of my life... he was there in my life's hard time. definately naanum oru nall kandippa nalla vaaruvean appvum ivan yean koodvey irrukanum nu ninkarean kandippa atha paarthu santhosa paduvan. i wish he wants to be there.. innum ivanai pathi sollanum na good singer ivaney paadi atha record panni payanthukuvan :P, i still remember those golden childhood days. (Machan this is to u da :- i ll definately come up in my life da)

* Gops a.k.a thalla : Dear oh dear.... !!! vayasu oru karanam illa life ah enjoy panradhukum friends kooda santhosama irrukaradhukum he is like that and also the one i admired to be like him. yennaiyum nalla manishan aakanum try panravaru hope he ll succeed in that... thanks thalla for ur love and care towards me

* Bala ganapathy a.ka.(Balu sir): Kassu kanai maraikum nu solluvanga aana atha thappu nu puriya vecharu. correct an
nerathulla correct ah advise pannu vaaru... guys u dont know how much i miss him...

* thiru a.k.a (Pannai): ivanodda perum , vairum onnu thaan pannai(pot). tell u what he is a friend for life. ivanum yennoda kastathulaiyum yean kooda irrundhan. he is another part of my life. opposite poles attracts each other thats true in our case where we dont have anything same but we r same. ivanuku love na vey pidikadhu aana yenakku ;) .... life yellathaiyum free ya yeduthupaan thats good to be a human i guess.

* Ramesh a.k.a (Koli): Chumma ninga ivana yenna venna thitalam ivanuku ooraikavey oraikadhu otherwords free ya yeduthukuvan. manasulla vai___ nu ninpu. ivan oru interesting charater thani adika matan, dum adika matan, aana nalla company tharuvan. real u ll feel happy if u r with him... nice guy too

* Sathis a.k.a(Dawn): Nallu varushathukum mella koodavey irrundhom. padikum podhum, koodavey vellai seyum podhum its good to be like him and with him. oru nalla natamai i he is having good team building ability hats off to that. now he started his bussiness and going good. anyways yedho bill gates madhri varum bodhu yenna gaybagam vechu irrundha seri...

* Srini: Nalla payan nijamave romba nalla payan thani adikavey matan aana adicha madhri yenna sound viduvan....

* Bramaji : cool guy,mr.perfect,Dot net depot, Funny person, the list continues... this guy having a good sense of dressing and down to earth person easy to mingle with anyone i think thats his plus...

* Kamal: The guy next door if u start speaking to him u i bet u wont realize that u r speaking with him for the 1st time that much simple and cool guy.

* Waynu a.k.a Venu: Child by nature and look also (ha ha ha) when ever i started thinking abt him there ll be a smile in my face cause he is always smile thats may be reason. what u give is what u get is apt for him cause he always smiles to eveyone and everytime...

* Kishore: One more in my list astonished for his brain and creative thinkings. i wish him a good luck for his future.

* KKS Anandh: One hell of an interesting character in my life... u just give him a topic or ask him him something he ll speak for days abt that and he is like a Knowledge depot. but whther u believe that information or that information is
authenticated subject to ur approval.......

* Krips: Krips( jaane tuuuuuuuuu na jaane naaaaaaaaaa) ha ha ha.... life is so beautiful isnt and again if u r not believe in this speak with her. pain is just for understanding the victory, sad is to realize the worth of happiness. always a smile
keeps sad,loss,pain apart from us.all this things i learned from her yeah true may be the past is so bad for her but near
future ll be a wonderful one for her. i wish and pray for her future. 1st time i thanked god for sending a friend like her.

* Victor: He is my tutor believe me guys today they say that i am good enough for programming its all because of him; thanks victor sir. jolly character tamil new hit song yennanu theriyanumna ivangaloda caller tune ah kelunga u ll know that.

* Rajesh: One of the cool guy i admired in my working atmosphere.he is like a Easy go boy.....

* Kirthigaa: she is someone's special pesa aarambicha jolly ya irrukum... vadivel comedy madhri poikutey irrukum.. i pray to god that what ever she wish it has to be happened.....

* Aashith: Our DJ wonderful and talented character.. but if u ask him to do anything takes some time for him... rest
excellent guy. his girl friends are so lucky(did i done any mistake Ashith)....

* Times a.k.a Daddy: Man...! tell u what??? From che guvera to Aresenal he knows excellent entertainer and having a good creative mind to....

Sure Time Changed isn't it..........

15 years ago.....

• A program was..... a television show
• An application was.... for employment
• Windows were..... something you hated to clean
• A keyboard was.... a piano
• Memory was.... something you lost with age
• A CD was... a bank account
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road
• Log on was adding wood to a fire
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
• Cut you did with scissors
• Paste you did with glue
• A web was a spider's home
• And a virus was the flu!!!

Free Hugs

Thinking What i missed

Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life?...

How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives less happiness?.

How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger?..

Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Thinking hard about life
How it changed?..

How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on??

How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away?..

How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages??

Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Thinking hard about life
How it changed?...

How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment?.

How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on???.

How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.?.

Here i am sitting in my office @ night?
Thinking hard about life
How it changed?.. How it changed??..

Note: This is one of the best mail i got....